Our blogs have moved to king-sheep.com. We are still using wordpress, but now were are channeling it through our site. We wanted to incorporate our comics and blogging more directly. Everything is the same, except the movies that come out. And the web address for the blog. And the date. And some other stuff. Now that I think about it, nothing will ever be the same again! Except the format. And the jokes.
In this economy, even a nowhere job could be worthwhile employment. Although, position desirability depends what kind of ‘funny’ the job is (ha-ha vs uh-oh) and what type of ‘stoned’ the secretary is (drug induced vs. hurled rocks). To figure out which is which will require critical thinking because depending on your logic, you might react to joblessness by drinking until it was funny (either kind) or taking an Inside Job (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“Quite simply, the definitive movie on the financial crisis and an implicit call for radical action against the two capitalist parties that are responsible for it.” Louis Proyect rec.arts.movies.reviews
A film radical enough to change America is…
“A blistering, eye-opening documentary with the potential to change America.” Erica Abeel Film Journal International
“The definitive screen investigation of the global economic crisis, providing hard evidence of flagrant amorality — and of a new nonfiction master at work.” Rob Nelson Variety
“Unless you’re Rip Van Winkle and have been taking a nap for some time, only to awaken and exclaim – what economic crisis? – you’ve been made more than aware of it. Which renders this latest doc like the last horse over the finish line in Secretariat.” Prairie Miller NewsBlaze
The implied logic of that review is “If you were in a coma, I am tired of financial movies.” First, it’s nonsensical. Second, it’s an irrelevant conclusion fallacy. Third, it’s Secretariat (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“This is one terrific movie about one terrific horse. It enthralls on so many levels-emotional, cinematic, historic.” New York Observer Rex Reed
How about geographic, traumatic, or melodramatic?
“It is a great film about greatness, the story of the horse and the no less brave woman who had faith in him.” Chicago Sun-Times Roger Ebert
So, it’s either a great film about a terrific horse or a terrific film about greatness? If you had the instinct to choose, you’ve been fooled by a false dichotomy.
“Lined with fetid chunks of Oscar bait like so many droppings in an untended stable.” Thomas Leupp Hollywood.com
Beware loaded language, it has tremendous power over meaning. Consider this: When was the last time you ate an embalmed cheese sandwich? That would be what we call “process cheese” if the cheesemakers named it instead of the US government.
“At least the formulaic race footage itself is vigorous; the schmaltzy mythmaking script, on the other hand, deserves a one-way trip to the glue factory.” L.A. Weekly Nick Schager
“When the movie’s over, it’s hard not to be more amazed that Secretariat fathered 600 foals. That’s stamina!” Matt Pais Metromix.com
Let’s take a break from the rhetoric and hope that review has nothing to do with a sequel. I mean, it could work. Kinda gross, but It’s Kind Of A Funny Story (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“Cute, bordering on cutesy, yes. Light and shallow and inconsequential in a lot of ways. But funny? Rarely.” Orlando Sentinel Roger Moore
So, it’s kind of a cutesy shallow inconsequential story.
“What’s largely missing from It’s Kind of a Funny Story: genuine emotional pain. Still, the movie’s an often charming example of “Cuckoo’s Nest” Lite.” Boston Globe Ty Burr
“It’s Kind of a Funny Story may be the first psych-ward drama to draw on John Hughes movies for tonal reference.” Entertainment Weekly Lisa Schwarzbaum
When you mess with the bull, you get the pills?
“I was so embarrassed, so uncomfortable with the total lack of recognizable human behavior in the film that I strongly debated getting up and leaving.” Drew McWeeny HitFix
There’s a lack of recognizable human behavior in a mental ward. Sorta the point isn’t it?
“Galifianakis’ magnetic performance suggests murky psychological depths the film doesn’t have the substance to plumb.” The Onion A.V. Club Nathan Rabin
Perhaps the skill set for psychological depth plumber could be more clear. If it were your job, dipping into murky mental machinations would be just Life As We Know It (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“Cute boy and girl opposites meet and fall in love after their best friends die and leave them in charge of raising their orphaned daughter. Adorable.” Joanna Langfield The Movie Minute
You just described family tragedy as adorable. Sarcastic?
“Despite these two actors’ decent – and occasionally very charming – performances the film stacks the odds of the audience caring about Heigl and Duhamel against a narrative vacuum that favors eye candy and cheap effect over emotional logic.” Movieline Michelle Orange
I intended to take a break from logic, but favoring eye candy over quality storytelling is a style over substance fallacy.
“There’s something about Holly: She’s the most ridiculous, irritating, two-dimensional rom-com heroine since…Katherine Heigl’s last rom-com.” Entertainment Weekly Lisa Schwarzbaum
“You can’t open a diaper and expect a diamond.” Matt Pais Metromix.com
I fear opening the book of awesome is more likely to contain the former than the latter.
“It’s not that baby comedies aren’t a legitimate popcorn genre. But by comparison, this sleepwalk through pre-fab family-life makes Look Who’s Talking and Three Men and a Baby look like art.” Jim Slotek Jam! Movies
If I had to watch both those trilogies followed by a movie that’s less interesting than a full diaper I would offer up My Soul To Take (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“Easily the worst movie of Craven’s career and not even remotely scary or creepy or any of the things you expect from a good horror movie.” Edward Douglas ShockTillYouDrop.com
And yet, it costs the same as any other genre movie.
“The work of a lunatic using his own feces to outline an uncomfortably abstract tale of ridiculous possession, brought to life through some of the most excruciatingly obvious and colossally stilted dialogue I’ve heard so far this year.” Brian Orndorf BrianOrndorf.com
I would like to trust these two reviews and move on, but I don’t want to commit the fallacy of an unrepresentative sample.
“So utterly awful that it should have been renamed ‘My Time to Waste.’” Brian Salisbury Hollywood.com
Moving on. And to prevent further boredom, let’s turn our attention to something more exciting than a simple Stone (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“Collaborations between Robert De Niro and Edward Norton—one generation’s most respected actor paired with another’s most affected—seem doomed to be defined by acting with a capital A.” Ed Gonzalez Slant Magazine
The review implies the movie is bad with a capital B. Let’s hear from someone who thought it was cool with a capital C.
“A stunner – a film that seems to be one thing but turns out to be quite another. It challenges your assumptions at every turn and leaves you wrung out at the end.” Marshall Fine Hollywood & Fine
So what type of challenging and taxing turns can audiences expect?
“A murky bible belt noir steeped in mystical evangelical voodoo more suited to sci-fi. In which De Niro seems to turn back into Travis Bickle minus his taxi, while Norton finds Jesus, loses his dreadlocks and becomes a self-described tuning fork for God.” Prairie Miller NewsBlaze
“Though nearly sabotaged by the ridiculous sexual subplot at its center, this soul-searching drama works best at the character level, couching insights about sin and forgiveness under the guise of conventional genre entertainment.” Variety Peter Debruge
I may have sinned with too many fallacies during this roundup. I hope you’ll forgive me.
“[It ends] up subverting expectations by denying pleasure.” Manohla Dargis New York Times
That is unexpected. Most audiences like to enjoy their movies. Although, designing a film to confuse, frustrate, or make people drowsy wouldn’t work much better. A filmmaker with that reputation would soon end up a Nowhere Boy (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“We may go because it’s the story of John Lennon, but we care because it’s an emotionally honest and human story.” Sean Axmaker Parallax View
What if I don’t go? Does that mean I don’t care?
“How could we hate or humiliate Lennon any more than he’d been trained to hate and humiliate himself?” Ed Gonzalez Slant Magazine
Be careful with that complex question, Lennon’s ability to hate himself doesn’t determine the audience’s reaction.
“Aaron Johnson may not be Lennon, but he’s entirely persuasive as someone who could have grown up to become him. It’s a striking pre-incarnation.” Kurt Loder Current.com
“Like Todd Haynes’ “I’m Not There”-which never once came out and said the name “Bob Dylan”-Nowhere Boy bites its tongue and refuses to say “The Beatles.”” Boxoffice Magazine Amy Nicholson
That is nearly a fallacy of exclusion, which is an appropriate fallacy finale given the number of reviews I ignored.
“The power of Nowhere Boy is that, as directed by Sam Taylor-Wood, it captures how John Lennon’s deeply sordid family life toyed with his soul by not letting him know who he was.” Owen Gleiberman Entertainment Weekly
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Hello faithful readers!
Just a quick note to let you know there will be some tweaking going on for the next week. We’re in the process of moving our domain and web hosting, and also transferring the blog to the main page of the site. There are a number of reasons we’re doing this, the most pointed of which is to save money. Less pointy, but by no means child-safe, is the motivation of making money with this site. WordPress.com doesn’t allow the use of ad placement (like Google AdWords) on their servers, so we’re striking out, blazing a trail, making our own way.
And things will be back to normal soon.
It is unnervingly possible that the only real world threat to DC’s fictional Übermensch is money. After all, low sales is what killed him last time and things must be going well because they haven’t killed him again. Instead, we lost Captain America and Batman, but they both returned from their dirt naps. In comics and on Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“The first time around, Wall Street felt like a warning about the perils of excess just as excess started to exact its toll. This one’s little more than a reminder that we all got, and remain, screwed. Noted.” The Onion A.V. Club Keith Phipps
Question: Are we screwing ourselves with excess or are those with excess screwing the rest of us to keep it?
“No deep thoughts here; this is a product of shiny surfaces and glittering patter, the cinematic equivalent of a derivatives offering. Instead of whacking Wall Street, Stone gives it a poke that ends up as a tickle.” New York Magazine David Edelstein
“Tom Hanks said it best: “There’s no crying on Wall Street.” LaBeouf and Mulligan are terrible. LaBeouf has no “killer instinct”. Douglas makes love to the camera.” Victoria AlexanderFilmsInReview.com
Slow down. First, Hanks was talking about baseball. Second, no one named LaBeouf has a killer anything. Lastly, Douglas, dude, leave the camera alone.
“Just like the Stock Market, this movie suffers from some pretty scary highs and lows.” Joanna Langfield The Movie Minute
And if you’re up for going down, you can join Ryan Reynolds as he gets Buried (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“Cortés has an invigorating fondness for the zoom lens. But the movie’s real asset is Reynolds himself, utilizing his comedy chops for unexpected levity.” Joshua Rothkopf Time Out New York
Expected levity: a joke about someone rolling over in their graves.
“Talk about burying the lead. . .” Peter Sobczynski eFilmCritic.com
I should have expected that too.
“Those who claim that Reynolds is just a handsome star should look at this nail-biting, expertly directed political thriller, which he carries single-handedly on his solid soldiers with his dramatic chops.” Emanuel Levy EmanuelLevy.Com
“This exercise in racked nerves makes most of the year’s thrillers look like flailing maniacs by comparison.” Chicago Tribune Michael Phillips
Flailing maniacs sound pretty scary. If they show up I’ll be locked in a closet Waiting For Superman (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“Controversy is already swirling around this powerful and important documentary exposing the shocking state of America’s educational system and vividly demonstrating how it is failing the nation and devastating the lives of individual families.“ Shirley Sealy Film Journal International
Speaking as an educator, I can say with complete honesty that I want Superman in my classroom.
“Powerful, passionate, and potentially revolution-inducing documentary.” Entertainment Weekly Lisa Schwarzbaum
The revolution will not be televised, but it is available in theaters.
“Exhilarating, heartbreaking and righteous, Waiting for Superman is also a kind of high-minded thriller: Can the American education system be cured?” John Anderson Variety
If it can’t be cured, kids will just keep repeating the same grades over and over. Eventually, a 22-year-old third grader will saunter into class and the teacher will look up with an exasperated expression that says: You Again (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic)?
“You again? Another dismissible chick flick that revolves around a wedding and wastes a handful of good actresses by making them behave in a way that no recognizable person would?” Moira MacDonald Seattle Times
Some statements must sound like questions?
“How bad is it? If it were a TV sitcom, it would be cancelled after a single episode.” Frank Swietek One Guy’s Opinion
It could have been worse. It could have been an unaired pilot.
“Such a stinker that the only way to improve it would be for Disney to run the negative and all of the prints through an industrial shredder.” Lou Lumenick New York Post
And then we’d use what’s left as confetti for a party. Everyone in attendance would drink, laugh, and Howl (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“The filmmakers don’t get everything right but their passion for Ginsberg’s genius and their excitement over trying to deconstruction a literary master work is contagious. A more perfect film might have been just a teensy-weensy dull.” Kirk Honeycutt Hollywood Reporter
And a more perfect review would correctly spell “deconstruct.”
“A Beat Generation biopic that makes you sympathize with the Man? That’s just unholy.” Keith Uhlich Time Out New York
Well, the Man is supposed to be the devil.
“Milk meets Pink Floyd the Wall. Says everything it has to say in the first 20 minutes, then keeps repeating itself.” Kyle Smith New York Post
Well, the Man is supposed to be the devil.
“Like the counterculture icon that penned the poem that serves as the title to Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman’s film, Howl is one odd bird.” Ed Gonzalez Slant Magazine
From one group of odd birds to another, I couldn’t have asked for a better segue into Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of Ga’ Hoole (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“Though anything is possible, I seriously doubt that ‘Use your gizzard’ will supplant ‘Trust the Force’ anytime soon.” Frank Swietek One Guy’s Opinion
I suppose it is also possible that “trust the force” will replace the more accurate “use the force.”
“A sweeping, grand explosion of animated entertainment, skillfully assembled by Snyder…a tremendously engaging, inspired movie, and should not be overlooked by family audiences hungry for a rousing change of pace.” Brian Orndorf BrianOrndorf.com
“Zack Snyder’s films have some of the best opening-credits sequences in cinema; the unfortunate thing is that there’s always a movie after them.” Keith Uhlich Time Out New York
If it would improve your opinion, you could leave early. Depending on your luck, you might find a great taco truck or You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“A choice cast and, as usual, some snappy [Woody] Allen patter and observations on amour-or the lack of it-will hit the bulls-eye with Allen fans who follow him wherever he goes.” Pete HammondBoxoffice Magazine
Follow him long enough and eventually you will meet a small Jewish filmmaker.
“This love letter to the Reaper and his unknowable timetable is a bracing addition to an erratic, yet indispensable oeuvre.” Keith Uhlich Time Out New York
“If this were my very first Allen film, my reaction would be, “That’s it?” Drew McWeeny HitFix
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I have no idea what an easy alpha devil town is, but it sounds like a collection of domiciles filled with promiscuous type-A demons. If I lived near such a place, I would board up my windows, mount a machine gun on my roof, and put up signs that warned tourists to stay away from The Town (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“If “Heat” and “The Departed” had a baby, the result might come close to The Town, a riveting and explosive crime thriller and one of the year’s best pictures.” Boxoffice Magazine Pete Hammond
How does movie copulation work exactly? I ask because most gangster movies have a macho quality that complicates the situation.
“It’s rare to see an ensemble movie like this, so loaded with talented actors, in which virtually all of them get an opportunity to make an impression. Affleck is the boss and the star, but he knows how to share.” Time Mary Pols
“The Town is nearly as ludicrous as [Affleck’s] debut Gone Baby Gone — another poison pen letter to Beantown.” Armond White New York Press
So, if you hate a movie that most people like (Gone Baby Gone is at 94% on RT), maybe you’ll hate this one too.
“Affleck shows this is how you f_ck_n’ direct a movie.” Phil Villarreal OK! Magazine
And that is how you fuckin’ c_ns_r for publication.
“The Town is part of a career turnaround so amazing that he [Affleck] looks like the new Clint Eastwood. Seriously.” Caryn James Newsweek
That comment makes me wish I had a time machine so I could go back to when Bennifer starred in Gigli and Daredevil and tell angry movie geeks that one day “Affleck will be the new Clint Eastwood.” I would laugh and laugh with knowing satisfaction as they beat me silly. The differences between reality then and reality now is the difference between Alpha and Omega (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“Someday they’ll make an animated movie in which carnivorous animals actually kill and eat their prey; until then, we’re stuck with the likes of Alpha and Omega.” Vadim Rizov L.A. Weekly
If the wolves aren’t hunting, killing, or other wolf-activities, how do they spend their time?
“The sexual tension is thick between the woodland creatures in Alpha and Omega, an animated children’s film with a plot that has more in common with “The Blue Lagoon” than “Bambi.”” San Francisco Chronicle Peter Hartlaub
How much sexual tension should be expected? Would a better title have been Full Moon Lagoon or Randy Bambi?
“Almost totally bereft of surprises.” Steven D. Greydanus Christianity Today
It can’t be too risque if the guy from Christianity Today was bored by its lack of risk.
“It’s an ugly, laughless 3-D cartoon about wolves that is so wussified and stupidified that it’ll bore kids and make their adult minders wish they’d done something comparatively interesting, like cleaning the gutters in the rain.” Kyle Smith New York Post
“A gentle courtship guide for youngsters, “Alpha and Omega” is a free-spirited animated comedy where acrobatic chase sequences, featuring wild wolves, take center stage.” Cole SmitheyColeSmithey.com
If you are uneasy about prescribing an animated courtship guide for your kids, you can bypass the birds and bees with nerds and sleaze in Easy A (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“What this high school morality fable really recalls is “Clueless” — a comedy of very contemporary ill manners drawn from classic literature, an immersion in the young-adult lexicon and a potentially career-making showcase for its lead actress, Emma Stone.” Variety John Anderson
It’d be too easy to assign this movie a grade, instead let’s say its star earns a gold star.
“Emma Stone is crazy good in this – Goldie Hawn in ”Private Benjamin” good, Gilda Radner in good, Shelley Long in ”Cheers” good!” Clint Morris Mediasharx
Constructing awkward sentences to insert pop culture references doesn’t always work so…good.
“Wielding an improbable vocabulary that would elicit a head scratch from Merriam-Webster and possessing a beautiful and expressive face, the 21-year-old redhead [Stone] makes you fall for her hard.” Randy Myers Contra Costa Times
“The ghost of John Hughes smiles upon Easy A, a film that freely and giddily borrows from and pays tribute to Hughes’ famous Holy Trinity of ’80s teen angst comedies.” Roger Moore Orlando Sentinel
I wonder if the ghost of John Hughes sees Molly Ringwald’s path from Breakfast Club to Pretty In Pink echoed in Emma Stone’s move from Superbad to this.
“I’d like to see Gluck and Royal actually study what John Hughes achieved during his short stint in teen cinema before they attempt to piss all over his grave a second time around.” Brian OrndorfBrianOrndorf.com
I wonder if the ghost of John Hughes knows his grave is soaked in urine. And if so, I hope he haunts those pissers. Or perhaps he can hire someone to torment his foes. How about a Devil (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic)?
“A taut, psycho-supernatural chiller with an elegantly simple premise: Five strangers, trapped in the elevator of a highrise, start to go nuts.” Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) St. Paul Pioneer Press
That’s the film’s summary in words, but let’s go nuts with images for the rest.
“It’s not a great film. But it held my interest throughout and released me at just the right time.” Teddy Durgin Screen It!
“Shyamalan has instead indulged his moldy sense of protracted mischief, providing pedestrian thrills to fans who’ll see every turn of this feature coming a mile away.” Brian Orndorf BrianOrndorf.com
“Perhaps someday, in the greatest twist of all, Shyamalan will be remembered as the Hitchcock of the early 21st century. Until then, movies like Devil will be misunderstood as schlock.” The Onion A.V. Club Scott Tobias
“A pocket-size supernatural thriller that plays a bit like Agatha Christie’s Ten Little Indians retold by an unstable Sunday School teacher.” Adam Markovitz Entertainment Weekly
When will those pesky romantics leave the virgins alone? Bullying people based on their romantic proficiency seems pretty cruel, especially since bullying them about their physical appearance or their cooties is much more socially acceptable. And by cooties, I meant their ‘ick’ factor, not the zombie virus nonsense that fills the world of Resident Evil: Afterlife (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“Like one of its lumbering undead, this video game franchise is hard to kill. The fourth entry is less about zombie mayhem than about progressing a larger story arc – if anyone still cares.” Joe Lozito Big Picture Big Sound
For those who care, the story follows hero-protag Alice who (in part 1) worked as security for the Umbrella Corporation, until she learned they were evil and responsible for the zombie outbreak. In part 2 she developed super powers and Umbrella was evil. In part 3, she learned she was a clone and Umbrella was still evil. Umbrella is always the villain and the only thing that changes are the films they steal ideas from. Maybe Alice can be a vampire next time.
“Stupid, over the top but a lot of fun and, once again, ending with the promise of yet another sequel.” Alex Zane Sun Online
Resident Evil: After Afterlife?
“It’s boring. It’s derivative. It’s chaotic. It’s a franchise that’s been running on fumes for eight years. With this entry, the fuel gauge has finally hit empty.” Dustin Putman DustinPutman.com
But doesn’t ‘on fumes’ imply that the tank was already empty?
“An adaptation which will soon feel decades behind its time.” Joshua Tyler CinemaBlend.com
Like, in a couple decades?
“Been there, done that, pass the console.” Elliott Noble Sky Movies
If you weren’t there, didn’t do it, and don’t have the console controller yet, just remind them that I’m Still Here (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“Is Joaquin Phoenix putting us on? After watching the terrifying, near-brilliant exposé I’m Still Here, in which the Oscar nominee’s public and private unraveling becomes a sick joke, the question doesn’t matter.” Time Out New York Joshua Rothkopf
Then why’d you ask it?
“Whatever their actual intentions, I’m Still Here does take on, at times forcefully and effectively, the pathological fallout of the Entertainment Industrial Complex.” Manohla Dargis New York Times
Is ‘pathological fallout’ just a tactful way of saying that being famous makes people assholes?
“This riveting, dismaying documentary is that cinematic car accident you can’t take your eyes from.” David Noh Film Journal International
“At times I’m Still Here is as ridiculous as Borat, which certainly adds weight to the naysayers’ arguments, and yet even through the multiple shots of male nudity, drug taking and human desecration, everything feels organic.” Sam Bathe Fan The Fire
I know that labelling vegetables and meat ‘organic’ makes it more desirable, but a film? They said ‘human desecration,’ but maybe they meant ‘compost.’
“You won’t personally be ridiculed and physically attacked. You’ll just leave the theater feeling like you were.” Christopher Campbell Cinematical
And if you’re a virgin, hopefully the violence won’t be amplified with The Virginity Hit (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“Equal parts bold experiment (in sustaining a YouTube aesthetic for an entire film), and shallow redux of well-worn teenage sex comedy tropes.” Andrew Barker Variety
‘Well-worn’ and teenage sex tropes go together like peas and carrots. Although, in this context, the vegetable metaphor takes on an oddly sexual meaning. I doubt it wouldn’t have been improved by going together like birds and bees.
“The Virginity Hit is fresh, unpretentious fun, but the comedy is so raw that it will appeal only to those who appreciate this sort of unfiltered peek into the mind of males in their late teens and early twenties.” ReelViews James Berardinelli
“Hilariously chronicles the missteps and triumphs—and everything in between—of four teenage guys in their efforts to get laid for the first time.” Ed Gonzalez Slant Magazine
Isn’t that the plot of American Pie? What other teenage comedies is the movie shoplifting from?
“Crass and vulgar, of course. It’s supposed to be funny, too, but it isn’t…It makes a movie like ‘Superbad’…seem like Shakespeare.” Frank Swietek One Guy’s Opinion
Our final film wants to make Titanic look like Love Boat, but whether it succeeds or fails is up to The Romantics (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic).
“The all-night orgy of stupidity that ensues is so contrived that instead of examining friendships and love, it only made me wish they had all drowned, saving us from 95 minutes of wooden, boring and inconsequential embarrassment.” Rex Reed New York Observer
In reviewing the film, the comparison went from orgies to mass homicide and it was boring?
“(Holmes) fails to deliver requisite laughs to keep the comedy afloat.” Boxoffice Magazine Steve Ramos
The movie isn’t called The Comedians. It’s all about the romance.
“This is probably not a good movie to see with your fiancée or fiancé.” Cole Smithey ColeSmithey.com
But you shouldn’t see it with anyone you’re romantic with…so it’s not funny and questionabily romantic. Is there anything worth praising?
“[It] somehow skirts utter loathsomeness by dint of its elegant camerawork and a few finely tuned performances. I’m not suggesting you run out to the theater and see this, but if it comes on cable someday and you have a big pile of laundry to fold…” Dana Stevens Slate
I hope that praise is on the DVD box. Recommended as household chore background noise.
“Just in time for hurricane season, this perfect storm of pretentiousness blows into a theater near you.” Matt Stevens E! Online