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Curse you Travelocity

Hello gentle readers,

I just got back from a Writing Center conference in Bellingham. That little bit of context probably doesn’t matter to those of you reading this, but it does set up the fact that I’m pissed at Travelocity. I don’t if you have ever had to worry about getting reimbursed for travel, but for me, I have to turn in all my receipts to the University after the trip. I had my credit card billed but the hotel I stayed at has no record of anything. All the account detials go through the website and Travelocity deletes records after the trip is over. So, I’m s-o-l. Now comes the fun part. What manner of torture can I inflict on the roaming gnome to make myself feel better? My current plan involves lighter fluid, two dozen Peeps and ceramic glue. Anyone else have any suggestions?


2 Responses

  1. my revenge would involve:

    -1 case of “Happy Feet” party napkins
    -3 wart sized bandaids
    -’92 bottle of Côtes du Rhône
    -1 pair of tweezers
    -1 Huey Lewis and the News cassette tape
    -16 ounces of dehydrated bananas
    -42 ping pong balls

  2. That’s awesome.

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